Making ABC Sports bearable
|WARNING! Not for those under 21 (yeah right) , Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be shit-faced with eight minutes remaining in the 1st quarter|
|*Partner is spelled "pardner", because that's the way Brent says it.|
Rule #1: "The pardner". A person is picked to be the pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "pardner", the pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new pardner, and so on and so on. The pardner must wear a special "pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks". However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man", they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man". That person then becomes "That Man". If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace", The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man".
Rule #5: "Looking for daylight!" Every time Brent says "Looking for daylight!" everyone has to run to the nearest window and take 2 drinks.
Rule #6: "Freshman Sensation". Whenever Brent says "Freshman Sensation" everyone yells a previously determined Clarett moniker. Some suggestions: "Maurice the Beast", "Clarett the Threat" "Cool Mo' C", "M-Cya!", "Mister Mo", or "Clarett and present Danger." Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the pardner must do a shot.
Rule #8:"Jimmy" Anytime Brent refers to either Coach Tressel or Coach Bollman as "Jimmy" everyone does a shot of Jim Beam unless your name is Jim. If YOUR name is "Jimmy," you drink a chocolate mochoa.
Rule #9: "In the college game." Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the fuck up Brent", drink 2, and punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #10: Mentioning a Big 12 school during a Big 10 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 12 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 12 seconds.
Rule #11: "Both Ways" Whenever Brent says "Both Ways" Everyone must interlock arms and do a bride & groom style toast with someone of the same gender. If anyone attempts this when Gary says "Both Ways" whoever is "That Man" gives them a "Purple Herbie."
Rule #12: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #13: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".
Rule #14: "The Kaiser". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Matt Wilhelm "The Kaiser" or Will Smith "The Fresh Prince" everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #15: "Young Clarett" Whenever Brent refers to Maurice as "Young Clarett" everyone must cheer "Freshman Sensation!" the last one to say it along with the youngest (above 21) in the room must both do a shot.
Rule #16: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.
Rule #17: "Big Fella" Whenever Brent says "Big Fella" The 2 biggest guys in the room arm wrestle. The loser chugs a beer and the winner has immunity the next time Brent says "Big Fella."
Rule #18: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1
Rule #19: "My Friend". Every pardner gets to choose a "Friend". The friend must always get up to get the pardner another drink (since the pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the pardner in the arm for making him get up so much!
Rule #20: "Gambling" Whenever Brent makes any cute statement about gambling in reference to Chris Gamble's play like "their gamble is paying off" the pardner will roll a set of dice and everyone takes that many drinks and pays the pardner $1 per drink.
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This game was adapted and updated from "Lou Fanoukie's" Brent Musburger drinking game which was posted December 4, 2001