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----- Original Message ----- From: Kevin To: John Corby Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 1999 4:55 PM Subject: Don't go out Kroger's has cars circling the lot like
sharks at a shipwreck. I had to pick up one item, spent twenty minutes in the
the cash only 6 item or less line while the fat broad in front of me decided not to
wait until she got to her car to start to start sucking down the chicken wings she
bought at the deli.(She was in no danger of starving-her left buttock alone had enough
blubber to get her across country and back) She then grabbed a Mountain Dew out of
the cooler and started swilling it while bitching loudly about how slow the cashier
was. She didn't bother to take her items out of the little basket, so the cashier did it,
and she had to put her wings down to pull out her wallet and handed the cash over with her
greasy fingers. I don't know why postal workers are always going nuts-I would think
grocery clerks would have far more provocation- maybe they just pee in the food in the
back room to relieve their frustration.
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